<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><STRONG>My Dearest Richard,</STRONG></DIV> <DIV><STRONG></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG>No wonder you don't get invited to Scottish weddings. Have = you never seen a pipe band or done the Highland Fling. I'm sure John Ross = will concur. Those kilts were one of the secret weapons we had that kept this = country from being overrun by the Romans; Us Scots just lined up along Hadrian's = Wall and lifted up out skirts. The pesky Romans thought the sight was so = gruesome that they fled in horror. T</STRONG><STRONG>he second = weapon was of course the sound of the pipes.</STRONG></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT size=4></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV>>>"By all means... giggle... <STRONG><U>but I am sure you = will agree that it is, still <BR>in these days, a bit of a suprise to have the door = answered by a fellow <BR>in a dress...">></U></STRONG></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT size=4>Regards</FONT></STRONG></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT size=4>Hoots = Mon</FONT></STRONG></DIV></BODY></HTML>