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<DIV><FONT size=2>Talk about a real crappy job, this one hits the =
fan! It could prove to be a pile of work. I'd say =
that
urine for some trouble. I hope it doesn't turn out to be a smear
campaign. Before you take the big plunge have the hindsight
to bring along some professional strength "liquid =
tuner".
If you see the guy who did it I'd suggest giving him a good =
wippen.
What a squatter! I guess you might say that his performance =
really
stinks. Of course that would explain his wanting to practice =
tinkling
on the ivories. I suppose as long as it all came out in the =
end.
Maybe he just prefers a stool over a piano bench. Well it sounds =
like
you've got a leg up on things but I'm glad you gave us the scoop. =
By the
way, if some of the keys don't work you might want to try giving them a =
little
"jiggle".</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Is this getting to be a little too much to =
digest?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Rob Goodale, RPT</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Las Vegas, NV</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>The local hospital has four pianos =
which I have
been servicing regularly for a number of years. One grand old upright =
in the
extended care terminally ill lock-in area, had an old =
alzheimer-afflicted
patient, who was in a hurry to get to the toilet, mistook the keybed =
for a
toilet seat, and defecated all over it. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'm booked every day until next week. =
They have
offered me unlimited budget. I haven't seen it yet. I have warned not =
to put
water on it. They also will supply rubber gloves, white coat, and face =
mask.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>In 25 years in the piano industry, =
this is the
worst yet. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Happy Easter, list.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Kenny Finlayson,
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