<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1141" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><SPAN class=531232520-05032003><FONT color=#0000ff size=2>I'm = sorry, but there is absolute, irrefutable PROOF that Elvis is truly dead. And here = it is: If he were alive he would certainly have built a theater in Branson by now.</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=531232520-05032003><FONT color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=531232520-05032003><FONT color=#0000ff = size=2>Alan Barnard</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=531232520-05032003><FONT color=#0000ff size=2>Not = Too Far From Branson in Salem, MO</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT = face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> = pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org]<B>On Behalf Of </B>Robert Goodale<BR><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, March 05, 2003 1:09 = PM<BR><B>To:</B> Pianotech<BR><B>Subject:</B> Re: IGNORE, IGNORE!<BR><BR></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Oh heck, that's nothin'.  Here in Las Vegas = Elvis lives in a secret location with Marilyn Monroe.  Only Nevada residence = know about it.  They are periodically seen flying around in black = helicopters with alien beings.  Jimmy Hoffa is my next door neighbor.  I tune his piano every six months, (a very nice = Whitney with custom veneer work).  He periodically comes over to borrow my wheelbarrow.  I have no idea what he does with it but rumor has = it he buries gold bricks in his yard.  I've seen Michael Jackson over = at his house periodically for potluck BBQs.  He brings the Elephant Man = along for the ride.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Rob Goodale, RPT</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>as Vegas, NV</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV><FONT face=arial,helvetica><FONT lang=0 face=Arial = size=3 FAMILY="SANSSERIF">After hurricane Andrew the National Guard was = put<BR>on "shoot on sight" orders for all dogs, because<BR>within a week packs = of lapdogs had assembled and were<BR>attempting to eat children.<BR>   I rest my case.<BR>   Thump</DIV></FONT></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>