<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD><TITLE>Message</TITLE> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2743.600" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT size=2>Hi Richard . .</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Sorry about the pun . .  it's an old groaner I = heard when I was a struggling piano student . . . that would be decades ago = !!</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>"Sea" if you can come up with another = !!</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2><BR>------------------------------------------------------------= -------------<BR>Jim Kinnear<BR><A href="http://www.kinnearpiano.com">www.kinnearpiano.com</A><BR>Collingw= ood, ON, Canada</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>The aim of an argument or discussion should not be = victory, but progress<BR> <BR> -- Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French Philosopher<BR> <HR> <HR> <HR> </FONT></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"><B>From:</B> <A title=remoody@midstatesd.net = href="mailto:remoody@midstatesd.net">Richard Moody</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A = title=pianotech@ptg.org href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">'Pianotech'</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Friday, September 03, = 2004 1:49 AM</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> RE: Joke -- OTOT</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN = class=660163005-03092004>Please folks,   tell me about the paste below between the dotted lines.  I would like to respond off list to JK but his email = address is not included.   What does pianotech-bounces = mean?    Can we get the email address of who gets bounces?  </SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN class=660163005-03092004></SPAN></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN class=660163005-03092004>    I would not want to bore = the list with a get back for anyone who pun--ishes me with a horrible pun but = since I can't respond off list, I must respond to Jim K's "key of sea" here.    </SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN class=660163005-03092004>    Do you tune three = theater pianos twice a week in a dark theater?   And at such times, do you have  nothing to think of but to go one up on the worse puns that = have ever been uttered? Please let it  be known I did not think of = "Can you tuna a fish, Yes if it has scales" ---- I can't remember where I = saw it.  On the internet I think.   If you dreamed up = "only in the key of sea"  please say so and we will give you oceans of due = credit.    </SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN class=660163005-03092004></SPAN></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN = class=660163005-03092004>---rm </SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN class=660163005-03092004></SPAN></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN = class=660163005-03092004>----------------------------------------------= ---------------------------------------------------</SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="MS Sans Serif"><FONT face=Tahoma = size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] <B>On Behalf Of </B>Jim Kinnear<BR><B>Sent:</B> Monday, August 30, 2004 7:14 AM<BR><B>To:</B> Pianotech<BR><B>Subject:</B> Re: Joke -- OTOT</FONT><BR><SPAN = class=660163005-03092004>----------------------------------------------= -------------------------------------------------------</SPAN></DIV></FON= T> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px = solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV></DIV> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader lang=en-us dir=ltr = align=left><FONT face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] <B>On = Behalf Of </B>Jim Kinnear<BR><B>Sent:</B> Monday, August 30, 2004 7:14 AM<BR><B>To:</B> Pianotech<BR><B>Subject:</B> Re: Joke -- OTOT<BR><BR></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Sorry, no matter how many scales it has, you can = only tua fish in the key of sea . . . . </FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"><B>From:</B> <A title=remoody@midstatesd.net href="mailto:remoody@midstatesd.net">Richard Moody</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A = title=pianotech@ptg.org href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">'Pianotech'</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Monday, August 30, = 2004 4:26 AM</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> RE: Joke -- = OTOT</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=540433405-30082004><FONT face="MS Sans = Serif">Q.  Can you tuna fish? </FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=540433405-30082004><FONT face="MS Sans Serif"></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=540433405-30082004><FONT face="MS Sans Serif">A.   Yes,    if it = has scales. </FONT></SPAN></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 = 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV></DIV> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader lang=en-us dir=ltr = align=left><FONT face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original = Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> <A = href="mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org">pianotech-bounces@ptg.org</A> [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] <B>On Behalf Of </B>Sarah Fox<BR><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, August 29, 2004 3:28 = PM<BR><B>To:</B> Pianotech<BR><B>Subject:</B> Joke -- OTOT<BR><BR></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Q:   What do you get = when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>A:   A flat = minor.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hopefully this joke strikes a = chord with someone....</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><Ahem>  I'd better = quit while I'm ahead.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Peace,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Sarah</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial = size=2></FONT> </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOC= KQUOTE></BODY></HTML>