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"Kevin E. Ramsey" wrote:
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<font face="Arial"><font size=-1>Richard,
that position has certain qualifying tests for all applicants. So far in
our history, no one's been able to pass them, although you're certainly
welcome to try. I think the first one is walking on water,,,, there are
about 149 more after that.</font></font></blockquote>
<p><br>I managed that one ok Kevin,,, but I almost ate it big time doing
the Swan dive off the Hoover dam. You are supposed to do this little Swan
move just before hiting the river .... I just ended up doing the worst
belly flop of my life. Ouch.
<p>--
<br>Richard Brekne
<br>RPT, N.P.T.F.
<br>UiB, Bergen, Norway
<br><A HREF="mailto:rbrekne@broadpark.no">mailto:rbrekne@broadpark.no</A>
<br><A HREF="http://home.broadpark.no/~rbrekne/ricmain.html">http://home.broadpark.no/~rbrekne/ricmain.html</A>
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<p>12 men and 1 woman were hanging from a rope dangling under a helicopter
in an escape attempt from some evil place. It was noticed that there was
one person too many and someone had to go. The woman began to speak, and
said that she would volunteer to die for the men, as she was a woman and
as such was used to sacrificing herself for the benifit and needs of men.
At the moment she finished her heart wrenching story, the men were so impressed
with her courage that they all started clapping.
<p>:)
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