<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" = http-equiv=Content-Type> <META content="MSHTML 5.00.2014.210" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT size=2>It was inevitably just a matter of time = ...</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>A restaurant phoned me up last week asking for a = piano tuning and so I turned up there this afternoon with itchy lever and wedges at = the ready.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>The 'piano' wasn't a piano - a technics electronic = jobby with flashy lights and a bunch of tragic sound effects. Funny to see the = diners looking out the restaurant window for the passing ambulance, police cars = and helicopters!! </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Unfortunately the technics doesn't have a pre-set = sound for "so you think the piano sounds #?@# - wait till you taste the food".</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Alan King Mpta >Piano = Tech>Scotland<BR> <BR><A href="mailto:adkpiano@breathemail.net">adkpiano@breathemail.net</A></FO= NT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV></BODY></HTML>