<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; = charset=Windows-1252"> <TITLE>Message</TITLE> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1170" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><SPAN class=812090205-02082003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff = size=2>Hmmm.... The piano in my living room is a 1920 version of the = Steck B. Grand. It has one big screw under each cheekblock and the fallboard = comes out with the blocks.   (?)</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=812090205-02082003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff = size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=812090205-02082003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff = size=2>(So Uncle Joe finally revealed his alter-ego, eh? Here's a question I've = always wanted to ask a spelling, uh, "expert": Do witches run their = incantations through spell checkers, or just fling them out willy nilly, = saying "What the hex"?)</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face=Arial size=2>Alan R. = Barnard</FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face=Arial size=2>Salem, MO</FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT = size=2><SPAN class=812090205-02082003>A little "late night, it's been a long = week, have two pianos I must drive an hour to tune on Saturday, Double Oog" humor:</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT><FONT><SPAN = class=812090205-02082003></SPAN><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN class=812090205-02082003> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FON= T></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT><FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT = color=#0000ff><FONT size=2>M<SPAN class=812090205-02082003>r. Smith passed away.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><FONT = face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN class=812090205-02082003>How sad. Did = he die peacefully?</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><FONT = face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN class=812090205-02082003>No, his wife was right = there with him.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><FONT = face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN class=812090205-02082003></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT> </DIV= > <DIV align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><FONT = face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN class=812090205-02082003>Well, when I die I want = to go peacefully--in my sleep--like my grandfather ...</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><FONT = face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN class=812090205-02082003>... n</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT = size=2><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN class=812090205-02082003>ot = screaming and carrying on like the passengers in his car.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><FONT = face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN class=812090205-02082003> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV= > <DIV align=left><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV></BODY></HTML> <BR> <P><FONT SIZE=2>---<BR> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.<BR> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).<BR> Version: 6.0.495 / Virus Database: 294 - Release Date: 6/30/2003<BR> </FONT> </P>