<html> Cute. Everyone at Virgil's assisted living center benefits! G At 02:29 PM 11/21/2005 -0600, you wrote:<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite> <dl> <dl> <dd>For obvious reasons, I couldn't resist sending this. My apologies! :-) <dd>Avery <hr> <dd>Subject: Time to get the firewood ready! <dd>Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?" <dd>"Yes."    "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is <dd>hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"> > >>>   "Thank you very much for the call, sir." <dd>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. <dd>They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they <dd>bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at <dd>Virgil and leave. <dd>The phone rings at Virgil's house. <dd>"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" <dd>"Yeah!" <dd>"Did they chop your firewood?" <dd>"Yep." <dd>"Happy Birthday, buddy!" <dd>  (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)? </dl> </dl> </blockquote></html>