<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 5.50.4616.200" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY> <DIV>Don't forget "Mactintosh toffee".  I use to motorboat across the border just to buy it when I was a youngster.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>David I.</DIV> <DIV><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>*********** REPLY SEPARATOR ***********<BR><BR>On 7/4/01 at 4:22 PM Robert Moffatt wrote:</FONT></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid"> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hope you see the humour in this ;~) </FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Bob</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>Subject: So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?<BR><BR>1. Smarties<BR>2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp<BR>3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down<BR>4. Baseball is Canadian<BR>5. Lacrosse is Canadian<BR>6. Hockey is Canadian<BR>7. Basketball is Canadian<BR>8. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass<BR>9. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass<BR>10. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans<BR>back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of<BR>Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and<BR>hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran away, so we came home<BR>and partied<BR>11. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to<BR>Germany.<BR>12. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or<BR>withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.<BR>13. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.<BR>14. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American<BR>mercenary who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in<BR>time to get caught.<BR>15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.<BR>16. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and<BR>is still around as the worlds oldest company<BR>17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in<BR>under 3 minutes.<BR>18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.<BR>19. We don't marry our kin-folk.<BR>20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,<BR>zambonis, the telephone, and short wave radios.<BR>21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell<BR>about it.<BR>BUT MOST IMPORTANT!<BR>22. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with<BR>mitts on.<BR><BR>Oh yeah, and our elections only take one day.<BR></FONT></DIV><FONT size=2 Arial></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></BODY></HTML>