<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2716.2200" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY> <DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>Bill Ballard said: "Where music is, no harm = can be. That's banjoes and bagpipes included."<BR></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>I nearly drove off the road when I heard an = Irish musician, on the radio, say the following:</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>"The Irish invented bagpipes. We gave them to = the Scots, but they  never got the joke."</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>Alan R. Barnard</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>Salem, MO</FONT></DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML>