<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=windows-1252"><BASE href="file://C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft = Shared\Stationery\Work Type Things\"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2737.800" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff = background=cid:00a601c3f0e3$984b4ce0$0201a8c0@d9k6x9> <DIV>Dear fellow tuners . . </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>In Canada, we hear a lot of  americans voice their opinions about</DIV> <DIV>your President . . . and I figure that it is of course your right = and obligation</DIV> <DIV>to do so . ..  afterall, countless Americans gave their lives = in many wars to protect</DIV> <DIV>that right.</DIV> <DIV>When I received the following, obviously from one who is not a = supporter of your </DIV> <DIV>President, I can't help but wonder if there is any truth to any of it.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I am not trying to point fingers here, we in Canada have our own = political baddies, </DIV> <DIV>and are opening up a juicy political scandal right now . . . </DIV> <DIV>my thoughts are with the ordinary person who must feel very = helpless in the face of so </DIV> <DIV>many questions . . . . </DIV> <DIV>I was wondering what you thought and if you have any suggestions to = 'make it better'.</DIV> <DIV>Jim Kinnear</DIV> <DIV> <HR> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>T.M.W.R.T.C.N.D. (The Man Who RunsThe Country Next Door) - <BR>I. = Subject: GWB - <STRONG>Presidential Resume<BR></STRONG><BR>EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:<BR>  <BR>LAW ENFORCEMENT:<BR>I was arrested in = Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the<BR>influence of alcohol. I pled = guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's<BR>license suspended for 30 days. My = Texas driving record has been "lost"<BR>and is not available.<BR>  <BR>MILITARY:<BR>I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I = refused to take<BR>a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By = joining the<BR>Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.<BR>  <BR>COLLEGE:<BR>I graduated from Yale University with = a low C average. I was a<BR>cheerleader.<BR>  <BR>PAST WORK = EXPERIENCE:<BR>I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.<BR>  <BR>I began my career in the oil = business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I<BR>bought an oil company, but couldn't = find any oil in Texas. The company<BR>went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.<BR>  <BR>I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a = sweetheart deal that took<BR>land using taxpayer money.<BR>  <BR>With the help = of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil<BR>industry (including = Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.<BR><BR>  = <BR>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:<BR>I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and = oil companies, making<BR>Texas the most polluted state in the Union. = <BR>  <BR>During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden<BR>city in America.<BR>  <BR>I cut taxes and bankrupted = the Texas treasury to the tune of billions<BR>in borrowed money.<BR>  = <BR>I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American<BR>history.<BR>  <BR>With the help of my brother, the = governor of Florida, and my father's<BR>appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by<BR>over 500,000 votes.<BR>  = <BR>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:<BR>I am the first President in U.S. history to enter = office with a<BR>criminal record.<BR>  <BR>I invaded and occupied two countries = at a continuing cost of over one<BR>billion dollars per week.<BR>  <BR>I = spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.<BR>  = <BR>I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. = history.<BR>  <BR>I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any<BR>12-month period.<BR>  <BR>I set the all-time record for most = foreclosures in a 12-month period.<BR>  <BR>I set the all-time = record for the biggest drop in the history of the<BR>U.S. stock market.<BR>  = <BR>In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs<BR>and = that trend continues every month.<BR>  <BR>I'm proud that the members of my = cabinet are the richest of any<BR>administration in U.S. history.<BR>  = <BR>My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil = tanker<BR>named after her.<BR>  <BR>I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips = by a U.S.<BR>President.<BR>  <BR>I am the all-time U.S. and world = record-holder for receiving the most<BR>corporate campaign donations.<BR>  <BR>My = largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,<BR>Kenneth = Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in<BR>U.S. history, = Enron.<BR>  <BR>My political party used Enron private jets and = corporate attorneys to<BR>assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election<BR>decision.<BR>  <BR>I have protected my friends at Enron = and Halliburton against<BR>investigation or prosecution. More time and money = was spent<BR>investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent<BR>investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.<BR>  <BR>I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. = history and refused<BR>to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry = was revealed.<BR>  <BR>I presided over the highest gasoline prices in = U.S. history.<BR>  <BR>I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted = criminals to be awarded<BR>government contracts.<BR>  <BR>I appointed more = convicted criminals to administration than any<BR>President in U.S. = history.<BR>  <BR>I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy = in<BR>the history of the United States government.<BR>  <BR>I've = broken more international treaties than any President in = U.S.<BR>history.<BR>  <BR>I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations<BR>remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.<BR>  = <BR>I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. <BR>  <BR>I refused = to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"<BR>detainees and thereby = have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. <BR>  <BR>I am the first = President in history to refuse United Nations election<BR>inspectors = (during the 2002 U.S. election).<BR>  <BR>I set the record for fewest number of = press conferences of any<BR>President since the advent of = television.<BR>  <BR>I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year<BR>period.<BR>  <BR>After taking off the entire month of = August, I presided over the worst<BR>security failure in U.S. history.<BR>  = <BR>I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade = Center<BR>attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country<BR>in = the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.<BR>  <BR>I have = set the all-time record for most people worldwide to<BR>simultaneously protest = me in public venues (15 million people),<BR>shattering the record for protest = against any person in the history of<BR>mankind.<BR>  <BR>I am the first = President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,<BR>pre-emptive attack and the = military occupation of a sovereign nation. I<BR>did so against the will of the = United Nations, the majority of U.S.<BR>citizens, and the world = community.<BR>  <BR>I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in<BR>duty  benefits for active duty troops and the ir families -- = in war<BR>time.<BR>  <BR>In my State of the Union Address, I lied = about our reasons for<BR>attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British = friends. <BR>  <BR>I am the first President in history to have a majority of = Europeans<BR>(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world = peace and<BR>security.<BR>  <BR>I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a<BR>WMD.<BR><BR>I have so far failed to = fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and<BR>Saddam Hussein to justice.    <BR><BR>All records of my tenure as governor = of Texas are now in my father's<BR>library, sealed and unavailable for public view.<BR>  <BR>All records of SEC investigations into my insider = trading and my<BR>bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public<BR>view.<BR><BR>All records or minutes from meetings that I, or = my Vice-President,<BR>attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in = secrecy and<BR>unavailable for public review.<BR><BR><BR>PLEASE CONSIDER MY = EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.</DIV> <DIV><BR>----------------------------------------------------------------= ---------<BR>The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress<BR> <BR>        -- = Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French Philosopher<BR></DIV>  </BODY></HTML>