<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1515" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Ssssssnnnn said: "<FONT face="Times = New Roman" size=3>Years ago, I heard on the car radio that the guy (not named = Elmer) who <BR>invented Elmer's Glue had died."</FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Sssssssnnnnn, I hate to tell you this, = but "Elmer" was a BULL! (Not the inventor of the glue!) He was the sexual = countercharacter of Elsie, THE COW!<G></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>The Oregon = Curmudgeon<G></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Joe Garrett, R.P.T.<BR>Captain, Tool Police<BR>Squares R I</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>