<HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=2>In a message dated 12/18/00 8:55:23 AM Central Standard Time, <BR>dporritt@post.cis.smu.edu writes:
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<BR><BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE style="BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px">On a moderator: It's presumed that this person would be God himself and <BR>would edit the material exactly as I'd like it. All frivolous (in my <BR>opinion) posts would be deleted, and only enlightening posts would get <BR>through. Occasional jokes (that I think are funny) would be posted, all <BR>"inappropriate" and "corny" jokes would be filtered out. How do we hire <BR>this person?
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<BR>I think I would qualify for this job. I know it all, I am very funny, and I <BR>know I am very godly. What's the pay?
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<BR>Willem
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<BR>This is a joke, people. </FONT></HTML>