<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" http-equiv=Content-Type> <META content="MSHTML 5.00.2614.3500" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY bottomMargin=0 leftMargin=3 rightMargin=3 topMargin=0> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>I'm certainly not Roger, but I believe this is the "<STRONG>Redneck = Pianer Tooner</STRONG>" list that he posted:</DIV> <DIV>John R. Fortiner</DIV> <DIV>Billings, MT.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=4> <P align=center></FONT><B><FONT face=Arial size=5>YOU MIGHT BE A = REDNECK PIANER TOONER IF?</P></B></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=4> <P> </P> <P> </P> <P>Your toolbox has an STP sticker on it.</P> <P>You carve your initials in every piano you tune.</P> <P>You use old tuning pins for fishing weights.</P> <P>Your tuning hammer, is also used as your billy club.</P> <P>You save all the rat nests you've found.</P> <P>You use piano wire for dental floss.</P> <P>You keep brass knuckles in your tool box.</P> <P>You go to your tunings in a cab.</P> <P>You ask your customer to hold your beer. </P> <P>You have swapped a tuning for wrestling tickets.</P> <P>You have swapped a tuning for Willy Nelson tickets.</P> <P>You use a grand prop stick to keep your hood up.</P> <P>Your favorite classical pianist is Floyd Cramer.</P> <P>Your living room is paneled in old sound boards.</P> <P>Your 'OLD' tackle box, is your 'NEW' tool box.</P> <P>You have gone into your customer’s home wearing flip-flops.</P> <P>You keep a tube of hair cream in your tool box.</P> <P>You strike your tuning fork on the customer’s dog.</P></FONT></DIV> <DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML>