<HTML>The little girl was so disgusted at the sound of the piano, and being a student of the sciences, presumed to burn a hole in the piano with a large magnifying glass, the parents, who had been out for the afternoon, arrived home and saw the smoke and being from the hinterlands, had an older model fire extinguisher  which hadn't been checked in years and which used acid to break the seal, because of the brightness of the day, they assumed the fire was coming from inside the piano and raised the lid and foamed the pin area which mixed with acid would rust and blacken the gilded harp and bleach the felt.  The cat which slept on the lid, and seeing the excitement peeled out with with it's paws in 4 leg drive, thus  contributing to the already less than perfect finish on the lid.</HTML>