<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; = charset=Windows-1252"> <TITLE>Message</TITLE> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1400" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY> <DIV> Einstein was a vegetarian, eh? So was Hitler. And the conclusion = is? Guess he wasn't all that smart, after all. (Ha, ha, jab, jab ... = grinning all the while.) Was Einstein a genious? Well ... only in theory. You know what I hate more than anything? Retorical questions! But seriously folks: Did you know that it has been absolutely, = scientifically proven that human saliva causes cancer when consumed in small quantities = over a long period of time? True! And if you feed rats nothing but the human equivalent of two gallons = a day of pure mother's milk, they will explode! Fact! And, by the way, that green stuff is a soy-based, life-threatening, vegetarian (i.e., wood-eating) form of tofungus. To cure it, place it = near your BBQ and grill up some sizzling hot spare ribs. The delicious, = mouth-watering aroma will drive the tofungus from its deviant woodetarian ways until it = becomes happily carnivorous. But don't stand too close as it will then leap to = your made-of-meat feet and mutate into toefungus, which is only curable by = rubbing it with human saliva. Use your tongue as a handy applicator. And if the good Lord didn't want us eating animals, why did he make = them out of meat? Hmmmm? There's no way to fight THAT kind of logic. And that's the news from Salem, MO Alan R. Barnard</DIV></BODY></HTML> --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.627 / Virus Database: 402 - Release Date: 3/16/2004