<BODY STYLE="font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>Don't forget that sn=
appy national anthem...;-)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>mitch ruth</DIV> =
<DIV>demossville, KY<BR></DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style="BORDE=
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inal Message -----</DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt Ar=
ial; FONT-COLOR: black"><B>From:</B> Robert Moffatt</DIV> <DIV style=
="FONT: 10pt Arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, July 04, 2001 6:28 PM<=
/DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt Arial"><B>To:</B> MPT; pianotech@ptg.=
org</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt Arial"><B>Subject:</B> So, what d=
o Canadians have to be proud of?</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV><!DOCTYPE HTML PUBL=
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2614.3500" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> <DIV><FONT face=Arial siz=
e=2>Hope you see the humour in this ;~) </FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV>=
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Bob</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV=
> </DIV> <DIV><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>Subject: So, what do C=
anadians have to be proud of?<BR><BR>1. Smarties<BR>2. Crispy Crunch &=
; Coffee Crisp<BR>3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down<B=
R>4. Baseball is Canadian<BR>5. Lacrosse is Canadian<BR>6. Hockey is Cana=
dian<BR>7. Basketball is Canadian<BR>8. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass=
<BR>9. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass<BR>10. In the war of 1812, st=
arted by America, Canadians pushed the Americans<BR>back...past their 'Wh=
ite House'. Then we burned it... and most of<BR>Washington, under the com=
mand of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and<BR>hammered all the time=
.We got bored because they ran away, so we came home<BR>and partied<BR>11=
. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to<BR>G=
ermany.<BR>12. We have the largest English population that never ever sur=
rendered or<BR>withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.<BR>13. Our ci=
vil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.<BR>14. The onl=
y person who was arrested in our civil war was an American<BR>mercenary w=
ho slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in<BR>time to=
get caught.<BR>15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.<=
BR>16. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface=
and<BR>is still around as the worlds oldest company<BR>17. The average d=
og sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in<BR>under 3 minutes=
.<BR>18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.<BR>19.=
We don't marry our kin-folk.<BR>20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velc=
ro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,<BR>zambonis, the telephone, and short w=
ave radios.<BR>21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and =
lived to tell<BR>about it.<BR>BUT MOST IMPORTANT!<BR>22. ....the handles =
on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with<BR>mitts on.<BR><=
BR>Oh yeah, and our elections only take one day.<BR></FONT></DIV> <DIV></=
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