<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2600.0" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT size=2>Had to share this one...</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>-----------------------------</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV>A man walks into a bar and hears piano music.  He looks at the = piano and<BR>can't see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and discovers a foot-tall<BR>man standing on the piano bench playing the tune of Dixie-Girl.  The man<BR>thought that this was strange so he goes = over to the bartender and asks<BR>where the man came from.<BR><BR>"Here," says = the bartender, handing the man a genie lamp, "rub this."<BR><BR>So the man = rubs the lamp and out comes this genie.<BR>"What do you wish for?" asks the genie.<BR><BR>"A million bucks," the man states, quite sure of himself.<BR><BR>"Granted."  And the genie claps his hands and = disappeared back into the lamp.<BR><BR>The man looks around, checks his wallet but = can't find a million bucks<BR>anywhere.  Just that moment, a million = ducks fly through the bar. <BR>Astounded the man says:  "Hey!  I didn't = ask for a million ducks!"<BR><BR>"Do you think that I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"  replied the bartender.<BR><BR><FONT size=2>-------------------------------</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Rob Goodale, RPT</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Las Vegas, NV</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV></BODY></HTML>