<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2716.2200" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>There once was a man from = Peoria,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Who thought tuning pianos = euphoria,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>But so many wild strings,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Doing zingy zing things,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Were impossible to ignoria</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>So he got on his knees</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>And said, "Lord, help me, = please,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'm desperate and so I implore = ya,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'm losing heart--Would a change be smart?"</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>He's now a Greeter at a Wal-Mart emporia.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Alan R. Barnard</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Once Upon A Time Peorian</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Salem, MO</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>