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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hope you see the humour in this ;~) =
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Bob</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>Subject: So, what do Canadians have =
to be proud
of?<BR><BR>1. Smarties<BR>2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp<BR>3. The =
size of
our footballs fields and one less Down<BR>4. Baseball is Canadian<BR>5. =
Lacrosse
is Canadian<BR>6. Hockey is Canadian<BR>7. Basketball is Canadian<BR>8. =
Mr.
Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass<BR>9. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts =
ass<BR>10.
In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans<BR>back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and =
most
of<BR>Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was =
insane
and<BR>hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran away, so we =
came
home<BR>and partied<BR>11. Canada has the largest French population that =
never
surrendered to<BR>Germany.<BR>12. We have the largest English population =
that
never ever surrendered or<BR>withdrew during any war to anyone, =
anywhere.<BR>13.
Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.<BR>14. =
The only
person who was arrested in our civil war was an American<BR>mercenary =
who slept
in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in<BR>time to get
caught.<BR>15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught =
on.<BR>16. The
Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and<BR>is =
still
around as the worlds oldest company<BR>17. The average dog sled team can =
kill
and devour a full grown human in<BR>under 3 minutes.<BR>18. We still =
know what
to do with all the parts of a buffalo.<BR>19. We don't marry our
kin-folk.<BR>20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, =
insulin,
penicillin,<BR>zambonis, the telephone, and short wave radios.<BR>21. We =
ALL
have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell<BR>about =
it.<BR>BUT
MOST IMPORTANT!<BR>22. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough =
to fit
your hands with<BR>mitts on.<BR><BR>Oh yeah, and our elections only take =
one
day.<BR></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>