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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Avery,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>The first and last of these jokes =
posted by alan
forsyth:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>Re: Over sharp trebleand speaking of hearing loss;<BR><BR>Three old =
guys
are out walking.<BR><BR>First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"<BR><BR>Second =
one
says, "No, its Thursday!"<BR><BR>Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a =
beer."<BR><BR>----------------------------------------------<BR><BR>A =
man was
telling his neighbour, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It<BR><BR>cost =
me four
thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's<BR><BR>perfect." =
"Really,"
answered the neighbour. "What kind is it?"<BR><BR>"Twelve
thirty."<BR><BR>-------------------------------------------------=20<BR=
>Morris,
an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A =
few<BR><BR>days
later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street<BR><BR>with a =
gorgeous young
lady on his arm.<BR><BR>A couple of days later the doctor spoke to =
Morris and
said, "You're<BR><BR>really doing great, aren't you? "<BR><BR>Morris =
replied,
"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mama and be<BR><BR>cheerful.' =
"<BR><BR>The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart
murmur.<BR><BR>Be
careful.'"<BR><BR><BR>---------------------------------------------------=
---<BR><BR>A
little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and
pulled<BR><BR>himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.<BR><BR>After =
catching
his breath he ordered a banana split.<BR><BR>The waitress asked kindly, =
"Crushed
nuts?"<BR><BR>No," he replied, "arthritis".</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>cheers.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Quentin</FONT></DIV>
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