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<DIV>List,</DIV>
<DIV>I'm trying to put a top ten list together ala David Letterman on amusing excuses people give for not tuning their piano. </DIV>
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<DIV>e.g. " The cat isn't complaining" (Mr. Whiskers has a tin ear and very little formal training.)</DIV>
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<DIV>Rick Ucci/Ucci Piano</DIV>
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