<HTML>I, for one, am waiting for the "Training Courses for Men."  i.e: How to Ask for Directions, How to clean up your spilled coffee, How to take suggestions without taking it personally, How to get things done B 4 she has to nag, How to remember birthdays and anniversaries (and the names of her relatives and friends and their children's names), How to find things around the house without having a uterus, How to say, "Gosh, you were actually right and I was w-w-w-w-wrong!", How to talk to a woman without looking into her chest, How to talk to any female without picturing her naked, How to remember that your private parts are still there without reaching down to check every few minutes, etc.  As you have noticed, I am more used to seeing "Men Bashing" jokes, but your "Training Courses for Women" did have a trace of humor in it - if you are a Chauvenist Pig, that is!  (Have you guessed?  This NOT Wim responding!)  jb</HTML>