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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>This is a bit from the "Jerky Boys". It =
may have
been the actual recording. Oddly, I got the same thing on my machine
lately.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Phil Romano</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Myrtle Beach, SC</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: =
black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=mfarrel2@tampabay.rr.com
href="mailto:mfarrel2@tampabay.rr.com">Farrell</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A =
title=pianotech@ptg.org
href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">pianotech@ptg.org</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, June 02, 2002 =
8:16 AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Rottweiler in the =
Piano!</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>What is it about Florida? Why do we seem to attract =
more than
our fair share of the whackos. I mean, heck almost 50% of our =
population has
graduated high school. Jethro Bodien had a 6th-grade edgeekashun and I =
think
he was a bit smarter than some of my neighbors. I just got my third =
call in
four years from a prospective client that has a Rottweiler in his =
pie-anner. I
wasn't in. I have it recorded on my answering machine.<BR><BR>I will =
admit
that when I was 16 or so, I did participate in a scheme to have =
several pizzas
delivered to a "friend". I was dumb, foolish, immature, and I would =
certainly
never do that again. These are very adult-sounding (chronologically - =
not
mentally) callers. Talk about being desperate for a little =
fun.<BR><BR>"You
gotta $%&!ing help me. My $%&!ing Rottweiler is stuck inside =
my
$%&!ing piano. He's stuck down in the $%&!ing strings and he =
is
$%&!ing snapping at me. You gotta $%&!ing help me!"<BR><BR>The =
brainless bozo didn't leave a phone number!<BR><BR>Do you folks get =
calls from
bozos like this?<BR><BR>Anybody that is really desperate for =
entertainment,
give me a call and I'll play my recorder back for you.<BR><BR>Terry
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