<HTML style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Stars & Stripes"><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=windows-1251"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2627" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY> <P> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>Result of jack flange glue failure: "A key right in the middle of the piano doesn't work! Oh, help, help."</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>Length of service call to find and fix this problem in most pianos: Maybe 12 minutes.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>Length of service call to find and fix same problem in a crummy little Gulbransen drop wire spinet: Over an hour.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>Larger fees for service calls: Priceless</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>Alan R. Barnard</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial>Salem, Missouri</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial></FONT> </DIV> <P></P></BODY></HTML>