<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" = http-equiv=Content-Type> <META content="MSHTML 5.00.3105.105" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT size=2>        My God, = Sherlock, sometimes you just amaze me to death!</FONT></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style="BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: = 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"><B>From:</B> <A href="mailto:BUNKYPIANO@AOL.COM" title=BUNKYPIANO@AOL.COM>BUNKYPIANO@AOL.COM</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A = href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org" title=pianotech@ptg.org>pianotech@ptg.org</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, November 14, = 2000 3:14 AM</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: Wanna Guess? NPR = (Not Politically Related)</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV><FONT size=2>The little girl was so disgusted at the = sound of the piano, and being a <BR>student of the sciences, presumed to burn a = hole in the piano with a large <BR>magnifying glass, the parents, who had been = out for the afternoon, arrived <BR>home and saw the smoke and being from the hinterlands, had an older model <BR>fire extinguisher  which = hadn't been checked in years and which used acid to <BR>break the seal, because of = the brightness of the day, they assumed the fire <BR>was coming from = inside the piano and raised the lid and foamed the pin area <BR>which mixed with = acid would rust and blacken the gilded harp and bleach the <BR>felt. =  The cat which slept on the lid, and seeing the excitement peeled out <BR>with = with it's paws in 4 leg drive, thus  contributing to the already less = <BR>than perfect finish on the lid.</FONT> </BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>