<!doctype html public "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN"> <html><head><style type="text/css"></style><title>Fwd: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Updated Versi</title></head><body> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>QUESTION:  Why did the chicken cross the  road?</div> <div><br></div> <div>ANSWERS:</div> <div><br></div> <div>VICE PRESIDENT  GORE</div> <div>I fight for the  chickens and I am fighting for the  chickens right now. I</div> <div>will not give up on the chickens  crossing the road!  I will fight for the</div> <div>chickens and I will not  disappoint them.</div> <div><br></div> <div>GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH</div> <div>I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the  road.  I say give</div> <div>the road to the chickens and let them decide.  The government needs to</div> <div>let go of strangling the chickens so  they can get across the road.</div> <div><br></div> <div>SENATOR LIEBERMAN</div> <div>I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God  in their</div> <div>own way.  Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should</div> <div>be denied the right to cross the road in their own  way.</div> <div><br></div> <div>SECRETARY CHENEY</div> <div>Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they</div> <div>wanted to.  Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need</div> <div>help crossing the road.  In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road</div> <div>myself.</div> <div><br></div> <div>RALPH NADER</div> <div>Chickens are misled into  believing there is a road by  the evil tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers to create the  need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them.  Down with the roads,  up with chickens.</div> <div><br></div> <div>PAT BUCHANAN</div> <div>To steal a job from  a decent, hardworking American.</div> <div><br></div> <div>JERRY FALWELL</div> <div>Because the chicken  was gay! Isn't it obvious?  Can't you people see the</div> <div>plain truth in front of your face?  The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what  "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.   And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like  "the other side."  That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.</div> <div><br></div> <div>GRANDPA</div> <div>In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone</div> <div>told us that the chicken crossed the road, and  that was good enough for  us.</div> <div><br></div> <div>RONALD REAGAN</div> <div>What chicken?</div> <div><br></div> <div>CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK</div> <div>To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.</div> <div><br></div> <div>FREUD</div> <div>The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed  the road</div> <div>reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.</div> <div><br></div> <div>BILL GATES</div> <div>I have just released  eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but</div> <div>will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.</div> <div><br></div> <div>BILL CLINTON</div> <div>I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>GEORGE BUSH  Sr</div> <div>I don't think I should have to answer that question.</div> <div><br></div> <div>COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?</div> <div><br></div> <div>=====================Thanks for laughing</div> </body> </html>