<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1141" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hi List:</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>The local hospital has four pianos = which I have been servicing regularly for a number of years. One grand old upright in = the extended care terminally ill lock-in area, had an old = alzheimer-afflicted patient, who was in a hurry to get to the toilet, mistook the keybed for = a toilet seat, and defecated all over it. </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'm booked every day until next week. = They have offered me unlimited budget. I haven't seen it yet. I have warned not to = put water on it. They also will supply rubber gloves, white coat, and face mask.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>In 25 years in the piano industry, this = is the worst yet. </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Happy Easter, list.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Kenny Finlayson, = RPT</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>