<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2600.0" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hello to all on the list,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Whilst doing some reading on physics = the other day it suddenly dawned on me that Sir Isaac must have been a piano technician.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>If you look at the formula for kinetic = energy (which is the energy of motion) it states that;</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>K=1/2*m*(v^2)</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>K=kinetic energy</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>m=mass</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>v=velocity</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I thought for a moment then = realised  Sir Isaac must have been a piano technician because this is the formula to = show how much energy will be put into a piano repair.If we change the meaning of = the variables it now becomes clear,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>K=energy of motion of the piano technician</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>m=the amount of money assigned to the = repair</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>v=the velocity at which the money = arrives in the technicians bank account.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>So the amount of money is only a small = factor compared to speed at which it is paid into your bank = account.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Einstein had a improved theory which = showed ; </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>e=m(c^2)</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>e=energy imparted by the = technician</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>m-amount of money assigned = </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>c=speed of light</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>So a large amount of energy is present = when money appears in your bank account before you even ask for it.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hope you all enjoyed </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Stuart Balsillie</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Piano Technician</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Victoria</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Australia</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV></BODY></HTML>