<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY> <DIV>"Oh, and dogs don't just become Ferrell overnight."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>OK, this is getting just a little too close to home. Us Farrell's = have a proud history. And I don't think we have any dogs in our bloodline = (arf). It takes a lot more than a couple days without food to become a Farrell. = Although, at the Dallas convention, if nobody buys me my = meals.................best watch out!!!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Terry Farrell</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Oh, "FErrell"! Well, nevermind then.</DIV> <DIV>  </DIV> <DIV>----- Original Message ----- <DIV>From: "Jonathan Finger" <<A href="mailto:johann@tollidee.com">johann@tollidee.com</A>></DIV> <DIV>To: "'Pianotech'" <<A href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">pianotech@ptg.org</A>></DIV> <DIV>Sent: Thursday, March 06, 2003 1:48 AM</DIV> <DIV>Subject: RE: Fw: IGNORE, IGNORE!</DIV></DIV> <DIV> </DIV>> Ok, I think I'm done with this subject... as people = are calling for it's > end.  > > But....... > = > There are methods of animal control used instead of live ammunition.  I > can't imagine that the National Guard would = think that the best way to > deal with Ferrell dogs was to shoot = them.  > > Oh, and dogs don't just become Ferrell = overnight.  > > They can also go for quite awhile without food, before = any instinct > would drive them to fresh meat. > > = *shakes head* > > but thanks for the laugh! :) > > = Jonathan Finger RPT > > > > -----Original = Message----- > From: <A = href="mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org">pianotech-bounces@ptg.org</A> [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] On > Behalf Of gordon = stelter > Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2003 8:01 PM > To: Kevin E. Ramsey; Pianotech > Subject: Re: Fw: IGNORE, IGNORE! > > = Sorry, Kevin, >     I read the account of the attacks here = myself, and > it was quite a problem as this pack of > = student-abandoned dogs attacked several people before > capture.  I even went = to a County Commission meeting > where it was fdiscussed. >      Now I remember that the hurricane Andrew account > came from a National Guardsman who visited our = store, > and divulged this in a rather hushed tone. His CO gave > the = order, as dogs from affluent areas had formed > packs and invaded the poorer = sections where, many > people could not afford to evacuate. It was = not > something the Guard thought good for P.R., so there > = may not be any official account. >     = Respectfully, >     Thump > > > Now, back to pianos, = please! > > --- "Kevin E. Ramsey" <<A href="mailto:kevin.e.ramsey@cox.net">kevin.e.ramsey@cox.net</A>> wrote: > > This from today's column's; > > > = > > > One of my Aunt Ruby's friends had the most = terrible > > thing happen to her. Her > > fingers turned black and fell off, = and nobody knew > > why until her doctor > > asked if she = had cable Internet access at home. It > > turns out that = cable > > access emits deadly spiral waves that will turn your > > = fingers gangrenous if > > you stay online long enough. > > = > > According to an article a friend read in a magazine, > > = the same thing has > > happened to at least three dozen other = Internet > > users around the world, > > including two cats in = Kalamazoo that sat on the > > computer monitor for warmth. > > = > > The magazine further reported that scientists at > > = England's > > Brushworth-By-Sands College warned people in 1982 > > that = it would happen. But > > dirty politicians let the technology = through so > > they'd have the money to get > > reelected. = Ever since, there's been a massive > > cover-up involving at least = 27 > > members of Congress. You say you heard something > > similar? = Then it must be > > true. > > > > Only it's not. I = made that whole story up. It's > > lies, all lies! I don't even > = > have an Aunt Ruby, nor is there a > > Brushworth-By-Sands College. = What I'm > > doing here is creating an urban legend--the kind = of > > story that sounds as > > though it could have happened, = seems real because it > > happened to someone I > > know, and has = extra credibility because you're > > seeing it in print. > > = > > My tale fits the profile of an urban legend as = urban > > legend expert Jan > > Harold Brunvand defines it: "a story in = a > > contemporary setting (not > > necessarily a big city), = reported as a true > > individual experience, with > > traditional = variants that indicate its legendary > > character." > = > > > > > > > > > > > = From: gordon stelter > >   To: Pianotech > = >   Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2003 4:42 PM > >   = Subject: RE: IGNORE, IGNORE! > > > > > >   = This, my dear friends, is NOT urban myth, as I > >   remember = it being reported at the time of the > >   hurricane. In a few = short days after Andrew > > struck, > >   = abandoned dogs became feral and were trying to > > kill > = >   and eat children. No kidding. Poodles. > >        Right here, in this = college town of 100,000, > > a > >   pack of 6 dogs = attacked a woman pushing her baby > >   stroller three years = ago, smack dab in the middle > > of > >   an "upscale" = intown neighborhood! If you're > > curious, I > >   = can probably find the newspaper account for > >   verification. > > > > _______________________________________________ > > pianotech = list info: > <A href="https://www.moypiano.com/resources/#archives">http://www.ptg.org= /mailman/listinfo/pianotech</A> > > > = __________________________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! 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