<HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=2 PTSIZE=10>In the DAMHIK=
category, we have today's entrant, myself.
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<BR>I was all ready check out the latest on Pianotech. I grabbed a gla=
ss of cheapo Aussie chardonnay and headed into the office. At that mom=
ent, my cell phone--still hooked up to the charger--rang. I answered t=
he phone, and the cord caught my glass of wine enough to spill some of it, d=
irectly into my keyboard...
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<BR>Suddenly, nothing worked anymore. Weird things began happening on =
the screen. Explorer browsers kept popping up. They keyboard wou=
ld not respond.
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<BR>I eventually did what I had to do: consulted the manual. Fir=
st thing in the troubleshooting chapter is "What to do if your computer gets=
wet?" Wet, hell, I think it was drunk.
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<BR>I took out the hard drive, removed the memory cover, sat it up off the t=
able, and voila, 3 hours later, here I am, back on line.
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<BR>Thank goodness this week's over! Have a great weekend, y'all!
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<BR>Dave Stahl</FONT></HTML>