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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2>I was called out to tune a =
piano in a
castle, the summer home of the owner of a well known food empire =
(baked
beans and soup) as in the name of a famous Canadian piano
brand.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2>Travelling half a mile up the =
drive through
forests and dales you think this place is worth a =
fortune.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2>Finally the castle appears in =
front of you
and you have great expectations.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2>Walk upstairs to the fourth =
floor after
being greeted by the housekeeper and enter the drawing room.
WOW!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2>But alas, turn around and this =
is what
confronts you.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial
size=2>Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</FONT></S=
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2>Tuning pins below the keybed, =
action
located in the rear, tuning pins loose, undo 50 screws to gain access, =
NO
Thanks. Quickly went into reverse gear and made my =
exit.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2>Moral of the story; appearances =
are
deceptive.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2>AF</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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