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Greg,
<br>Thanks! I can't wait to get to the shop and tell this one.
Have a GRRRRRRREAT DAY!!!
<p>--Marvin McDonald
<p>Greg Newell wrote:
<blockquote TYPE=CITE>-------- Original Message --------
<br>Subject: Humor: "Medical Terminology"
<br>Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2000 12:47:42 -0500
<br>From: "Peter Brandt" <pbrandt@pop.service.ohio-state.edu>
<br>Reply-To: pbrandt@pop.service.ohio-state.edu
<br>Organization: The Ohio State University
<br>To: gnewell@en.com, rnewell@columbus.rr.com
<p>"Medical Terminology" - Rated R
<p>Two Texans were having the blue-plate special at their favorite
<br>watering hole when they heard an awful choking sound. They
<br>turned
<br>around to see a lady a few bar stools down turning blue from
<br>wolfing down
<br>an Armadillo burger too fast.
<p>The first Texan said to the other, "Think we ought to help?"
<p>"Yep," said the second Texan.
<p>The first Texan got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Can
<br>you breathe?"
<p>She shook her head no.
<p>"Can you speak?" he asked.
<p>She shook her head no again.
<p>With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and started
to
<br>lick her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction
<br>and
<br>began to breathe, with great relief.
<p>The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that
<br>Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"
<p>---------------------------------
<br>Peter Brandt
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