<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1276" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>er...  I forgot...  That = would be <A href="http://www.ulc.org">www.ulc.org</A>.  Sorry for forgetting = the link!</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Peace,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Sarah</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"><B>From:</B> <A title=sarah@gendernet.org = href="mailto:sarah@gendernet.org">Sarah Fox</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=oleg-i@noos.fr href="mailto:oleg-i@noos.fr">oleg-i@noos.fr</A> ; <A = title=pianotech@ptg.org href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">Pianotech</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Friday, February 13, 2004 = 6:12 PM</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> OT: Re: BE ORDAINED = NOW! [arch]</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hi Isaac,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Here's a place where you can get = ordaned for free and print out your own certificate on your own printer.  I know = for a fact that the certificate (and the ordination behind it) is good = enough for the State of Ohio, as they will accept it to license a person as a = minister (a $30 check to the governor, as I recall), and that person can then = perform marriage ceremonies and such.  I have a friend who did it.  :-)</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Peace,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Sarah</FONT></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"><B>From:</B> <A title=oleg-i@noos.fr href="mailto:oleg-i@noos.fr">Isaac sur = Noos</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A = title=pianotech@ptg.org href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">Pianotech Mailing list</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Friday, February 13, = 2004 3:15 AM</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> TR: BE ORDAINED NOW! = [arch]</DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT><BR></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN = class=221441008-13022004>I usually don't post to you stuff out of context, but this one I can't = resist .</SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004></SPAN></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN = class=221441008-13022004>I am expecting to receive one of those days the same add to make a = leaving as politician head .</SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004></SPAN></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004>Have any tried the pills for enlarging = the mind that I receive adds so often ?</SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004></SPAN></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004>Just jokinge</SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004></SPAN></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004>Best to all </SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004></SPAN></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004>Isaac OLEG</SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=221441008-13022004></SPAN></FONT> </DIV> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT = face=Tahoma size=2>-----Message d'origine-----<BR><B>De :</B> melida = bennett [mailto:chomajan@bemused.com]<BR><B>Envoyé :</B> vendredi 13 = février 2004 06:15<BR><B>À :</B> Sheri Ellis<BR><B>Cc :</B> = Vella Mccoy; Eugenie Rodriguez<BR><B>Objet :</B> BE ORDAINED NOW!<BR><BR></FONT></DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2> <DIV>Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY = ORDAINED MINISTER within 48 hours! <BR><BR>BE ORDAINED NOW!<BR><BR>As a = minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!<BR><BR>WEDDINGS<BR>MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!<BR>Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' = MAID<BR>Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) = with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.<BR><BR>FUNERALS<BR>A = very hard time for you and your family<BR>Don't settle for a minister you = don't know!<BR>Most states require that you register your certificate = (THAT WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.<BR><BR>BAPTISMS<BR>You can say "WELCOME TO THE WORLD! I AM = YOUR MINISTER AND YOUR UNCLE!"<BR>What a special way to welcome a child = of God.<BR><BR>FORGIVENESS OF SINS<BR>The Catholic Church has practiced = the forgiveness of sins for centuries<BR>**Forgiveness of Sins is = granted to all who ask in sincerity and willingness to change for the = better!<BR><BR>VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES<BR>Since you will be a Certified Minister, = you can visit others in need!<BR>Preach the Word of God to those who have = strayed from the flock<BR><BR>WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH??<BR>After your = LEGAL ORDINATION, you may start your own congregation!<BR><BR><BR>At this = point you must be wondering how much the Certificate costs. Right? Well, = let's talk about how much the program is worth. Considering the value of = becoming a CERTIFIED MINISTER I'd say the program is easily worth $100. = Wouldn't you agree? However, it won't cost that much. Not even close! My goal is = to make this life changing program affordable so average folks can benefit = from the power of it.<BR><BR>Since I know how much you want to help others, = you're going to receive your Minister Certification for under $100.00... = Not even $50.00... You are going to receive the entire life-changing course = for only $29.95. <BR><BR>For only $29.95 you will receive:<BR>1. 8-inch by = 10-inch certificate in color, with gold seal<BR>(Certificate professionally = printed by an ink press)<BR>2. Proof of Minister Certification in your = name<BR>3. Shipping is free<BR><BR><A href="http://www.onlysubscriberinfo.com/mp/minicert/">Press this = link to order and learn more</A> <BR><BR><BR><BR>one who feared and turned = away from evil. There were born to him seven sons and three daughters. He had = seven thousand sheepthree thousand camelsfive hundred yoke of oxenfive = hundred donkeysand very many servants; so that this man was the greatest of = all the people of the east. His sons used to go and hold feasts in one = another's houses in turn; and they would send and invite their three sisters = to eat and drink with them. And when the feast days had run their course = <BR><A href="http://www.onlysubscriberinfo.com/mp/minicert/">P. o. B. = 1200 b, Oranges tad, Aruba</A> <BR>Job would send and sanctify themand he = would rise early in the morning and offer burnt offerings according to the = number of them all; for Job said"It may be that my children have sinnedand = cursed in their hearts" This is what Job always did. Attack on Job's = CharacterOne day the heavenly beingsa came to present themselves before the and b = also came among them. The said to </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></FONT></BODY></HTML>