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<DIV><FONT size=2>Oh heck, that's nothin'. Here in Las Vegas =
Elvis lives
in a secret location with Marilyn Monroe. Only Nevada residence =
know about
it. They are periodically seen flying around in black =
helicopters
with alien beings. Jimmy Hoffa is my next door neighbor. I =
tune his
piano every six months, (a very nice Whitney with custom veneer =
work). He
periodically comes over to borrow my wheelbarrow. I have no idea =
what he
does with it but rumor has it he buries gold bricks in his yard. =
I've seen
Michael Jackson over at his house periodically for potluck BBQs. =
He brings
the Elephant Man along for the ride.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Rob Goodale, RPT</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>as Vegas, NV</FONT></DIV>
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FAMILY="SANSSERIF">After hurricane Andrew the National Guard was =
put<BR>on
"shoot on sight" orders for all dogs, because<BR>within a week packs =
of
lapdogs had assembled and were<BR>attempting to eat =
children.<BR>
I rest my case.<BR>
Thump</DIV></FONT></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>