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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>I’d say “Top This” but it’s not really
a </span></font><st1:City><st1:place><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>high =
point</span></font></st1:place></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> or an
achievement.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Tuning a not-so-bad little Wurly spinet (Thayer =
Action) for an
older lady in a retirement community =
apartment.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Ceiling fan with bad bearings whizzing around at =
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Window air conditioner whooshing out white noise at =
about 40
db<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Barry Manilow kind of music coming from the apartment =
next
door, softly but annoying<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Daughter and Grandkids (ages 2 and 4) show up, =
conversation
20 db, 50 db laughter and squealing, with gusts up to =
90<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>TV comes on, the Cartoon Network at maybe 25 =
db<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Maintenance man shows up on humongous lawn tractor, =
back and
forth, back and forth, roaring under the window. Don’t know the db =
level
but HE is wearing ear defenders!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>His helper arrives with the gas Weed-Eater =
BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzWzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzwzzz!<o:p></o:p></span></=
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
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font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Whipped out my PocketPC-Tunelab and DID IT. Everyone =
said it
sounded great when I finished: But what do THEY =
know!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
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font-family:Arial;mso-no-proof:yes'>Alan R. Barnard</span></font><span
style='mso-no-proof:yes'><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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=
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=
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span =
style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial;mso-no-proof:yes'>P.S. I’ve tuned while rock bands
practiced in the next room and dealt with every kind of clock, etc. But =
I’m
convinced that the high pitched squeals of small children are the =
hardest sounds
to tune through.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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