<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1458" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV>AH.. Yes...Victor Borge!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>One of the 4 greatest Musician Humorsts = of the last century. The other 3 are..Anna Russell, Pete Barbudi, and Florence = Foster Jenkins. We can change the numbers if one wants to add Steve Allen, = Milton and Sid.. :-)  Send in the votes.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <BLOCKQUOTE class=cite cite="" type="cite">The = aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress    -- Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French Philosopher</BLOCKQUOTE> <DIV> Who somehow managed to survive both the Revolution and = Napoleon in spite of himself. Don't = we all hope!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Cheers</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV>Hubert Liverman</DIV> <DIV>Opelika, AL</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=cite cite="" type="cite"> <HR> <DL> <DD>----- Original Message ----- <DD>From: <A href="mailto:remoody@midstatesd.net">Richard = Moody</A> <DD>To: <A href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">'Pianotech'</A> = <DD>Sent: Friday, September 03, 2004 1:49 AM <DD>Subject: RE: Joke -- OTOT <DD>Please folks,   tell me = about the paste below between the dotted lines.  I would like to = respond off list to JK but his email address is not included.   What = does pianotech-bounces mean?    Can we get the email = address of who gets bounces?  <DD>   <DD>    I would not = want to bore the list with a get back for anyone who pun--ishes me with a = horrible pun but since I can't respond off list, I must respond to Jim K's "key = of sea" here.    <DD>    Do you tune three theater pianos twice a = week in a dark theater?   And at such times, do you have  = nothing to think of but to go one up on the worse puns that have ever been = uttered? Please let it  be known I did not think of "Can you tuna a = fish, Yes if it has scales" ---- I can't remember where I saw it.  On = the internet I think.   If you dreamed up "only in the key = of sea"  please say so and we will give you oceans of due credit.    <DD>   <DD>---rm <DD>   <DD>----------------------------------------------------------------= --------------------------------- <DD>-----Original Message----- <DD>From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [<A href="mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org" eudora="autourl">mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org</A>] On Behalf = Of Jim Kinnear <DD>Sent: Monday, August 30, 2004 7:14 AM <DD>To: Pianotech <DD>Subject: Re: Joke -- OTOT = <DD>---------------------------------------------------------------------= -------------------------------- <DD>-----Original Message----- <DD>From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [<A href="mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org" eudora="autourl">mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org</A>] On Behalf = Of Jim Kinnear <DD>Sent: Monday, August 30, 2004 7:14 AM <DD>To: Pianotech <DD>Subject: Re: Joke -- OTOT <DD>Sorry, no matter how many scales it has, you can only tua fish = in the key of sea . . . . <DD>   <DD>   <DD>----- Original Message ----- <DD>From: <A href="mailto:remoody@midstatesd.net">Richard = Moody</A> <DD>To: <A href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">'Pianotech'</A> = <DD>Sent: Monday, August 30, 2004 4:26 AM <DD>Subject: RE: Joke -- OTOT <DD>Q.  Can you tuna = fish? <DD>   <DD>A.   Yes,    if it has scales. <DD>-----Original Message----- <DD>From: <A = href="mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org">pianotech-bounces@ptg.org</A> = [<A href="mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org" eudora="autourl">mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org</A>] On Behalf = Of Sarah Fox <DD>Sent: Sunday, August 29, 2004 3:28 PM <DD>To: Pianotech <DD>Subject: Joke -- OTOT <DD>Q:   What do you get = when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? <DD>   <DD>A:   A flat = minor. <DD>   <DD>   <DD>Hopefully this joke strikes a = chord with someone.... <DD>   <DD><Ahem>  I'd better quit = while I'm ahead. <DD>   <DD>Peace, <DD>Sarah <DD>  </DD></DL></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>