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<BR>I just had to pass this on. I know it is totally off subject, but I couldn't resist.
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<BR>Wim
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<BR><BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE style="BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px">A Rabbit Was Crossing The Road...
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<BR>A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle
<BR>of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit
<BR>jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an
<BR>animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
<BR>Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he
<BR>begins to cry.
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<BR>A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the
<BR>side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man
<BR>what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this
<BR>rabbit and killed it."
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<BR>The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
<BR>can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
<BR>contents! onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of
<BR>them and hops off down the road... 10 feet away the rabbit stops, turns
<BR>around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and
<BR>waves, hops another 10 feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and
<BR>again and again, until he hops out of sight.
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<BR>The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in
<BR>that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around
<BR>so that the man can read the label. It says...
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<BR>(Are you ready for this?)
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<BR>(Are you sure?)
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<BR>(This is bad!)
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<BR>(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line)
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<BR>(You know you're gonna be sorry)
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<BR>(Last chance!)
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<BR>(OK, here it is)
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<BR>...It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."</BLOCKQUOTE>
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