<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1141" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hi List:</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>The piano was only peed on. It wasn't = near as bad as it sounded over the phone. I got the information third hand. Bad = enough! They supplied rubber gloves, and I disinfected the treble section. </FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>THERE'S MORE. This isn't technical, but = I thought List might be interested. The day before this call, I had to move = my outhouse. I live in the country, and an outhouse is especially useful = when the water supply gives up. It is also a quick cover for garden = rakes, and tools.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I had to remove the roof to move it. = The next morning I had to get the roof on</FONT> <FONT face=Arial = size=2>before it rained. I needed a shower. I'll just get the roof on first, I thought. = Without putting underwear on, I slipped into a clean pair of jeans. Clean jeans = are always tighter, and I didn't use a belt. </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>While putting the uppermost shakes on = the cap of the roof, at the very top of the ladder, with arms stretched out as far = as possible, my drawers fell to my knees. There was nothing I could do! My = new neighbour took this opportune moment to stop and get the mail at the = mailbox which is at the corner of my property. This was my most embarrassing = moment. </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Then the call at the piano in the hospital.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Kenny Finlayson, = RPT</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>