Politically Correct Santa

kiddell@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca kiddell@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
Sun, 24 Dec 1995 11:33:52 -0700 (MST)


At the risk of irking more people by cluttering up their mailboxes...


On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
potential-acquaintance-abuse-survivor gave to me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members
in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
contract, even though they will not be asked to play a note.)

TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk products from
enslaved Bovine-Canadians,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved Fowl-Canadians producing stolen non human animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,

(NOTE:  After a member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw
red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have
been reintroduced to their native habitat.  To avoid further
animal-Canadian enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,

THREE deconstructionist poets,

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses,

and a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.


Regards for the Season...

Rob Kiddell,
Canada






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