I may be fat, but....reply

Bill Ballard yardbird@mail.sover.net
Sun, 7 Dec 1997 22:51:22 -0400


>Dear Bill,
>	Please tell us how you would know what bordello styling would look
>like!
>James Grebe
>R.P.T. from St. Louis
>pianoman@inlink.com
>"Only my best is good enough"

Well, I only know what a bordello-style case looks like because I used to
play one at such an establishment while I was waiting for piano service to
support me full time. But being just the piano player, I couldn't tell you
what goes on upstairs. If you really want to know, borrow $20 from your
Dad. You'll need it to get through the door, and who knows, once inside you
may want to spend it on something.

(ear-to-ear smirk......)

Bill Ballard, RPT
New Hampshire Chapter, PTG

"A jester unemployed is nobody's fool."
     Danny Kaye, in "The Court Jester"




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