Jim and list - At 06:03 PM 1/31/97 -0500, you wrote: >Horace; > Tell us about the pliers ! >Jim Bryant (FL) > I am sure that there are a bunch of folks out there who know this story a good deal better than I do, but here goes: A long time ago, in a galaxy far away there was a piano company named Bechyamasteinchickendorfer. This enlightened company thought that informed, educated, practiced technical professionals could do a better job of servicing their instruments. The Plan was a masterpiece of capitalism in action. The pianos were designed and built to provide good quality playability for a reasonable amount of time, given adequate service, and then be replaced by newer, longer, lower, wider models - ones with power steering, power brakes, air conditioning, and things like that. Everybody was happy. The manufacturer was happy because they were selling everything they were building. The dealers were happy because they could sell everything they could get their hands on. The clients were happy because the piano was as good as it was ever going to get the first time they saw it on the showroom floor. Performers were happy because the actions worked. Finance companies were happy because they could resell the paper contracts almost endlessly, making money on each sale on top of the interest charged to the purchaser. Oh, yes, I almost forgot - the technicians were happy because for once, not only did someone keep them in the loop, they were listened to, _and_ they made money, too. Anyway, Bill worked (very hard and very well) for this company in a variety of positions. One of his assignments was the dreaded telephone help desk. The story goes that one particulary slow day, Bill took a call from a technician from Outer_Hogs_Breath_Under_The_Missouri, somewhere in the Great American Midwest. This technician was trying to diagnose an action problem on an upright piano. He had arrived for his appointment with his complete tool kit, which consisted of a tuning hammer, a pair of pliers, a screwdriver, some glue and some felt. After some extended consultation and translation, Bill was able to determine that the "keystick thingys" moved "a good deal" before the "klunkers" began to move. His subsequent questions revealed the tool inventory mentioned above. Drawing a deep breath, and, no doubt grateful that he did not have a video conference phone, Bill drawled - "Well, I believe I'd go with the pliers." ba-DUM! Bill, if you're out there, please forgive me a bit of artistic license with this story. It is such a perfect microcosmic picture of life for those who do warranty service that I never cease to derive both pleasure and enlightenment from its memory. More from "Double-U Double-O F" later. Film at 11 - don't touch that dial. Horace Horace Greeley "We learn from history that we learn nothing from history" - George Bernard Shaw Stanford University email: hgreeley@leland.stanford.edu voice mail: 415.725.9062 LiNCS help line: 415.725.4627
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