Funny maybe Not so Funny Stories.

[Newton Hunt]

When a puppy my dog seemed to think that buckskin was the same as the
rawhide bones she got.  She kept taking grand hammers out of case and
eating the knuckles off.  The she found a set of grand keys at her eye
level and proceded to eat several.  Teaching a puppy that one form of
food was not the same as another form of food is an excercize if
futility and will most likely give a dog a complex as well as being
annoyed.  Thereafter I placed such tidbits out of her reach.

	Newton