Fwd: Fw: 3 to heaven

Greg Newell gnewell@EN.COM
Mon, 27 Jul 1998 00:24:18 +0000


> 
> Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash.
> 
> They are standing before God, seated on his throne.
> 
> God asks Al, "What do you believe?"
> Al says, "I believe in the Earth.  I believe if we don't protect it, the
> whole earth will die."
> God says, "I like that.  Come sit at my left.
> 
> Bill Clinton, what do you believe?"
> Bill Clinton says, "I believe in people.  I believe the people should be
> empowered to advance their own lives."
> God says, "I like that.  Come sit on my right.
> 
> Now, Bill Gates, what do you believe?"
> Bill Gates says, "I believe you're in my chair."
> 


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