> > Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash. > > They are standing before God, seated on his throne. > > God asks Al, "What do you believe?" > Al says, "I believe in the Earth. I believe if we don't protect it, the > whole earth will die." > God says, "I like that. Come sit at my left. > > Bill Clinton, what do you believe?" > Bill Clinton says, "I believe in people. I believe the people should be > empowered to advance their own lives." > God says, "I like that. Come sit on my right. > > Now, Bill Gates, what do you believe?" > Bill Gates says, "I believe you're in my chair." > ===================END FORWARDED MESSAGE=================== Greg and Mary Ellen Newell Greg's Piano Forte` Lakewood, Ohio 44107 gnewell@en.com
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