Fwd: Toni_Stancliff@DistCustSvc-Ada.CCMAIL.compuserve.com: Helicopter Malfunction

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Subject: Helicopter Malfunction
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 09:16:15 -0500
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     A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical
malfunction

     disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and 
     communications
     equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not
determine

     the
     helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The
pilot 
     saw
     a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten
sign
and 
     held it up in the helicopter window. The pilot's sign
said,``Where
am 
     I?'' in large letters. The people in the tall building quickly 
     responded
     to the aircraft, drewa large sign and held it to the window of
their

     building. Their sign read,``You are in a helicopter.'' The pilot

     smiled,
     waved, looked at the map, determined the course to steer to the
SEATAC 
     airport and landed safely.
     After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how
the 
     ``You
     are
     in a helicopter'' sign helped determine their position. The
pilot 
     responded,
     ``I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because, similar
to 
     their
     help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely
useless 
     answer!''
     

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