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Subject: Top 47 OXYMORONS:
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     47. Act naturally
     46. Found missing
     45. Resident alien
     44. Advanced BASIC
     43. Genuine imitation
     42. Airline Food
     41. Good grief
     40. Same difference
     39. Almost exactly
     38. Government organization
     37. Sanitary landfill
     36. Alone together
     35. Legally drunk
     34. Silent scream
     33. American history
     32. Living dead
     31. Small crowd
     30. Business ethics
     29. Soft rock
     28. Butt Head
     27. Military Intelligence
     26. Software documentation
     25. New York culture
     24. New classic
     23. Sweet sorrow
     22. Childproof
     21. "Now, then ..."
     20. Synthetic natural gas
     19. Passive aggression
     18. Taped live
     17. Clearly misunderstood
     16. Peace force
     15. Extinct Life
     14. Temporary tax increase
     13. Computer jock
     12. Plastic glasses
     11. Terribly pleased
     10. Computer security
     09. Political science
     08. Tight slacks
     07. Definite maybe
     06. Pretty ugly
     05. Twelve-ounce pound cake
     04. Diet ice cream
     03. Working vacation
     02. Exact estimate
     
     And the Number one top OXY-Moron
     01. Microsoft Works
     
     

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