At 07:53 PM 7/11/99 -0400, you wrote: >1. Whoever said, "you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish" was wrong, >fish have scales. >2. Q: What do you get if you push a piano down a mine shaft? > A: A flat miner. > Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on a military installation? A: A flat major Couldn't resist. Ken Jankura
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