I got these from a friend and though to share them with the List. Please don't take these as a slap at the greatest nation on the face of the earth. Just enjoy the humor to start your weekend. John R. Fortiner Billings,MT **Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... **Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... **Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions. **Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... **Only in America... do banks leave both doors open & chain the pens to the counters... **Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage... **Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls & then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... **Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten & buns in packages of eight.. **Only in America... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"... ___________________________________________________________________ Get the Internet just the way you want it. Free software, free e-mail, and free Internet access for a month! Try Juno Web: http://dl.www.juno.com/dynoget/tagj.
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