"The Big Lie"

[Robert Goodale]

Uhhhhh............. uhhhhhh............

<<rubbing eyes in disbelief>>>

Uhhhh........   I beg of you--  let's not EVEN go there.

Rob Goodale, RPT
University Nevada, Las Vegas



Bill Bremmer wrote:

> Can you imagine?  "Oh ya suh!  I's a gwine a tune y'all a real nice
> timpamint, suh!  Ya suh! Real nice and smooth, like dem rich white folks up
> yonder in New Yawk City does.  None 'o dat ruff stuff!  Nah suh!  Ain't gwine
> a be no woofs comin' round, neithah.  Na suh!  Ain't nobody hoid no woofs
> 'round hyuh nigh on 200 years!  Ain't no sense bringin' dat back now!  Nah
> suh!  Dem woofs might make de missus cry and all.  Y'all don't want dat, now.
>  Na suh! "
>
> Then if the customer or artist still rejects his efforts, "Oh I's so sorry
> suh! Please don't tell dat cracker ta whoop me now! Oh please, massa!  I's a
> gwine a smooth dat timpamint out fo' y'all now.  Ya suh!"  Then as he
> secretly spits in the piano, he tunes the Marpurg-Neidhardt Quasi Equal
> Temperament and muses to himself, "Whut massa don' know ain't a gwine a hoit
> him none!"