>"Hi Jim, this is <client> calling. There's something terribly wrong with >the Steinway to the point where it's really not even playable but it's some >kind of horrible buzzing sound on many of the keys and it... it almost >sounds like there's a note sounding through but it's out of tune >[translation: the note or sound, not the piano] and it certainly isn't the >one I'm striking; so I don't know what's wrong but it's awful. Thanks. Bye. * Best evidence: It's not specific to any particular note or partial thereof, but more general on "many of the keys". First guess: it's something on the soundboard, or a sympathetic... not necessarily the piano. First question: has client installed the Nativity set on the top of the piano, or otherwise physically rearranged the local reality on or around the piano? First conclusion: It ain't likely to be anything you did. Second contingency: Random spontaneous glitches utterly dependent on exhaustive verification that "First question" is demonstrably negative (which I doubt). Suggestion: Have client empty room of every recently added, relocated, or otherwise touched portable item and see if the noise evaporates. Last resort: Offer to drive out at an appropriate rate, both velocitarially, and remunerationarially, and personally remove the offending item from the top of the instrument. This sequence, properly followed, usually results in an aurally perceived blush (over the phone), and a rather sheepish disclosure that the noise proved to be seasonal adornment of some sort or another. I love unattended remote service calls, and the opportunity for the virtual gloat when it works out. If you end up having to drive out there, at least someone else gets to pay for your (and their own) education, which ain't a bad deal. Ron N
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